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Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa recipient is Phoenix Wright!

Get Phoenix a present by December 26, and if you can't figure out how to deliver it, you can drop it off (clearly labelled, please!) at Crowe Clinic up until the 24th.

THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT PHOENIX:
- Goes by "aceattorney" on the network;
- Is, in fact, an attorney;
- Is also a giant bird;
- Surprisingly relaxed, considering those last two things.

Merry Christmas, buddy!