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Your Secret Santa recipient this year is Phil Connors ("goodweather" on the network). Please buy, make, or otherwise procure him a nice gift before December 26! You can give this directly, or label it clearly and drop it off at Crowe Clinic C/O Hawkeye Pierce.
(You could also make a gingerbread house for him and kill two birds with one stone. I'm just saying.)
Remember: Saint Nick is watching, and he knows where you live!
Happy Holidays, etcetera, and so forth,
Santa Claus