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[standless]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, JOJO. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 336.66.256.63 *** JOJO has joined 336.66.256.63 <JOJO...?> Technically this message doesn't exist. Jonathan doesn't actually have a laptop. I just needed an Inbox.

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[standless]

I'm glad to hear it, [he says quite honestly, sighing in clear relief.] Have you any idea of how long this ought last for you at least? Forgive me for being so direct, but it seems quite clear to me that you're not enjoying this state of things in the slightest...

[detectivision]

None at all. How could I? This is a monster I have never been -- one I intended never to become. The only data I have is the two points that have just been gathered.

[That Joestar's rehydrated blood is the most disgusting thing in the world, and that Joestar's blood spilled into a vessel is Okay.]

The variety among vampiric specimens is so great that I cannot make any assumptions of safety or satiation based on others of the kind.

[He is not enjoying this at all.]

[standless]

The two you just now...

[Give him a minute.] ...Oh dear. Is the focus on blood so very intense that it overrides every other thought for the state you might yet have?

[He sounds somewhat alarmed- and for that matter looks at his wrist again.] ...ought I simply drain the flask and refill it myself..?

[detectivision]

....

[He takes stock of himself as honestly as he
can.]

...no, it is...not so bad as that, not yet. Do not do anything -- hasty -- regarding your own veins, Joestar. We will test the bagged stuff first and work from there.

[standless]

Oh! Yes, yes of course, [The demon quickly agrees, nodding firmly.] Well then, if you'll follow me Sherlock- it's not especially far from here, and if need be I'm quite willing to teleport us a few points along the path.

[detectivision]

Save your energy, [Sherlock replies, waving a hand in Jonathan's direction.] If it becomes -- dire enough to call for it, you will know.

[It's why he's not suggesting flight as a bat, or the quick-run he can do. It'll burn through Sherlock's reserves faster.]

We will walk.

[standless]

Very well, [the demon replies, leading the way at a casual pace.] We shall be entering at the rear of the building, I'll tell you now- entering through the front as you might perhaps imagine, oft brings a great deal of shock to those there.

no I'm fucking doing it

[detectivision]

[...Sherlock glances sideways at Joestar.]

Am I correct in assuming you have had tutors all of your life? No significant time spent at boarding school?

HEH

[standless]

[He stops on the spot, blinking.]

...I'm familiar with your deductive capabilities, but just how on earth did my statement lead to that? You are indeed correct of course; my father was quite hesitant to send me away in my youth, and even after my step-sibling was adopted, he held us quite close to the home until the day we enrolled within University. ...But how on earth did that tell you this?

cw references to crude humor, sex, school bullying

[detectivision]

Because a statement like that would have left you mocked mercilessly by the other schoolboys. Do not ask me to explain it; I will refuse.

[He doesn't feel like getting into it. Which also feels like innuendo. Fuck. Help. Is this vampire brain or just because he got into his boyfriend's pants the other week and now he's got to manage an addiction? Neither one is good!]

sheds a laughing tear

[standless]

[Jonathan is left to blink. And blink repeatedly, in fact.] Would it really..? T'was how the doctor himself explained it in his instructions after all...

...Very well then Sherlock, if you so insist, I shan't ask for further detail. Though I do wonder how you would rather it be put in that case.

[detectivision]

[He waves a hand.]

It matters little. I understand your meaning, and it provided insight into your history.

You did not miss out on anything important, and indeed were spared a great deal of difficulty.

[He does not remember his school days fondly.]

[standless]

I shall have to take your word for it I fear, for rather plainly, a good amount of my childhood was not as sunny as I once thought; my step-sibling was quite effective at turning local towns children against me I find, [he mutters, leading his friend onward once again.]

Still, I do extend some apology for whatever hardship you experienced yourself then, as I can only imagine such statements to come from experience itself.

[detectivision]

It is hardly your fault, [Sherlock replies, choosing not to argue which horrible childhood experience was worse] but the sympathy is appreciated.

Should you have been sent to school together, your not so sunny childhood would have been a storm without refuge.

[standless]

I can't find it in me to doubt it, which is quite a fright to imagine... [Hihhhh. Well.] Ah- that ought be the hospital ahead...this way then, the employee's entrance is along the back...

[detectivision]

[Dutifully, Sherlock follows. He takes stock of himself again: he is able to consider matters besides blood and heartbeats. He should be safe to go inside the hospital.]

I may be recognized, here.

[His work brings him into contact with hospital staff on occasion, though usually it's the interns who get the bodies from the hospital morgue.]

[standless]

Might you? [Jonathan asks, making his way to the door.] How likely do you suspect it?

[detectivision]

In a professional capacity, not a violent one. We retrieve corpses from this hospital, sometimes.

It will depend on which staff is on duty.

[standless]

Oh- I'd not assumed otherwise, I assure you that!

Still, I'd not considered the fact that we might encounter one who would be tasked with such discharge, [he ponders, looking to the door as he goes to knock and wait.] Though I suppose both of our respective fields of interaction would indeed involve a nurse at times...

[detectivision]

We shall see what can be seen.

[He folds his arms and settles in to wait to be let in.]

[standless]

Of course.

[The door opens after a moment- a middle aged fellow in the typical garb of local doctors opens it, and with a look prepares to speak...but hesitates, seeing the vampire with Jonathan.]

Good evening! I apologize for not calling ahead, but I've a friend who shall be sharing with my typical pick-up today. Worry not, I'll not be demanding extra, [he adds with a well meaning chuckle.

The doctor of course, is not lessening their caution.]

[detectivision]

Sherlock Holmes.

[A polite incline of his head.]

I am the coroner at Veritas Morgue and Mortuary.

[standless]

[The doctor nods, and seems to get over his brief alarm. Introducing himself simply as a 'Dr. Harm', and apparently recognizing the name of the Morgue at the least, he gestures for the two to follow- stating something about the regular amount being in their fridges. In fact, there's a bit of excess...]

...Not so many actually making it to the building to use the stock, [Is all he says on that, and Jonathan frowns with a weary understanding.]

Well...At least this way it shan't go entirely to waste then, perhaps, [he mutters, though it's clear the words are weak.]

[detectivision]

Quite.

[It's a terrible situation they are in, but Holmes quite agrees. If the blood has a shelf life, better that it leaves the shelf in a vampire than in the trash.

He follows, politely.]

[standless]

[The walk is rather quiet. Sounds of footsteps on the floor, most up ahead finding other rooms to be in for one reason or another.

Certainly not them. It couldn't be, after all.

Still, they're brought to a rather inconspicuous office- a cooler sits inside.]

Here you are- managed to find a larger, wheeled one from a colleague's barbecue, [the doctor comments with a brisk nod.] We'll be needing it back of course.

Oh- yes of course; I'll not delay in that, thank you very much.