[Birthdays are complicated. Jonathan’s birthday is especially complicated. Considering he used up all of his Dad Merch™ opportunities in December, he’s got to start from scratch now and come up with something actually thoughtful. Fortunately, he knows Jonathan better now. Unfortunately, he hates birthdays, and Jonathan’s is very close to his own, which he hates even more than standard birthdays.]
[This . . . is tricky.]
[Ultimately, what he comes up with is arriving to Jonathan and Erina’s home on a neutral day between their birthdays, closer to Jonathan’s than his own, holding a square package awkwardly under each arm and balancing a tray covered in a dome on both hands.]
[He rings the doorbell with his elbow. Nailing it.]
early april but backdated bc time is fake
[This . . . is tricky.]
[Ultimately, what he comes up with is arriving to Jonathan and Erina’s home on a neutral day between their birthdays, closer to Jonathan’s than his own, holding a square package awkwardly under each arm and balancing a tray covered in a dome on both hands.]
[He rings the doorbell with his elbow. Nailing it.]